Thursday, September 12, 2013


I recently took stock of my life I realized everything that I had going for me:
  • My Own Home
  • A Wonderful Son
  • Another Child On The Way
It was at that moment I looked at my wife and had an epiphany...
I'd have to fuck up pretty bad for her to leave my dumb ass!!!!
Between a mortgage, and two kids my list of divorceable offenses is now about 3 items long.  And the beauty part is, every item on that list involves another woman.  As long as I keep it in my pants, I don't think there is anything I can do that would make her go through the hassle of getting rid of me.  I have spousal security, and it's nice!

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