Thursday, October 17, 2013

Things I Never Thought I Would Say...

  • Son, don't drinking from the toilet.
  • Get out of the dryer.
  • No you can't have butter for breakfast
  • You don't fart on Daddy!
  • Why are you eating potting soil?
  • Where did you put your fish?
  • Son, are you always going to carry a purse?
  • I'm sorry, your heads to big for that box.
  • Stop licking the shower floor!
  • Bring me back my pants!
  • Why is Daddy's wallet in the garbage?
  • How did you fit in the pan?
  • A spaghetti strainer is not a suitable bike helmet

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