Epiphany

I recently took stock of my life I realized everything that I had going for me:

• My Own Home
• A Wonderful Son
• Another Child On The Way

It was at that moment I looked at my wife and had an epiphany...

 

I'd have to fuck up pretty bad for her to leave my dumb ass!!!!

 

Between a mortgage, and two kids my list of divorceable offenses is now about 3 items long.  And the beauty part is, every item on that list involves another woman.  As long as I keep it in my pants, I don't think there is anything I can do that would make her go through the hassle of getting rid of me.  I have spousal security, and it's nice!