Things I Never Thought I Would Say...

• Son, don't drinking from the toilet.
• Get out of the dryer.
• No you can't have butter for breakfast
• You don't fart on Daddy!
• Why are you eating potting soil?
• Where did you put your fish?
• Son, are you always going to carry a purse?
• I'm sorry, your heads to big for that box.
• Stop licking the shower floor!
• Bring me back my pants!
• Why is Daddy's wallet in the garbage?
• How did you fit in the pan?
• A spaghetti strainer is not a suitable bike helmet